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Is Failure Just Tomato Sauce?

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour.” ~ Truman Capote
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Should have spoken about the ice age rather

I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, …
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What Wise Men Don’t Do

“Homo Sapiens Non Urinat In Ventum” (A wise man does not piss into the wind) ~ Kees Spanjers’ inscription on the arch …
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Sick Animals

The estimated number of veterinarians required in the US by 2030 is 41 000. There are simply not enough trained animal …
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Obama in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was in New Hampshire Sunday. When informed of this, President Bush excitedly asked, ‘Did we catch …
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Maybe a bit of a steep price?

A 16th-century Roman villa with a Caravaggio ceiling mural went on auction on Wednesday, 19 January 2022. The price was …
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So True – Even Today!

“The best never happens, and the worst never happens.” ~ Jan Smuts, on South Africa
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Aggressive Schalk

If I lie in hospital and I hear they are putting someone’s head back on that was ripped off by Schalk then I’d …
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Kulula Humour 18

After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with, “Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in …
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Mom Joke #70

Momster: What Mom turns into after she counts to three. #momjoke MORE HERE: Mom Jokes
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On Frans Steyn

Does he want to be here or not? I can’t understand if he doesn’t have a heart for the Springbok jersey. – …
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Just who were Rose and Anne?

Roseanne Cash, the daughter of Johnny Cash is named from a rather voluptuous source. He called her Rosanne after his first …
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